Just a little break
Humor Fatih Tutuk

SAMAIN KAYAK MR.

Jacky and Badha just got home from work. He saw on his rented porch there was Fatih who was sitting pensively. The look in his eyes was very sad and implied a deep distress.

Jacky and Badha approach her best friend, intent on comforting her and helping her. Understandably the three of them are friends since college, and both regional children as well.

“Lu why, Fat?” ask Jacky.

“Gue failed again nihh,” replied Fatih.

“What's the problem? shoot girls?” ask Badha.

“Not, I failed again in the selection of employee acceptance,” said Fatih in a sad tone.

“Where did it escape? the psychotest? or test excel?” ask Jacky.

“If the test is all, I have escaped,” said Fatih confidently.

“Continue not escaping where?” ask Badha further.

Fatih also told the real thing to his two friends. If he doesn't get away with the interview. When he was asked what salary he wanted, Fatih was confused. Ask for more fear of excess. Ask for less fear of loss.

“Keep you answer what it will be?” ask Badha.

“I finally answered. Yes, same as your salary. Ehh even got hit by me,” replied Fatih.

The rest, his two best friends prefer to drink insect venom. Compared to the horror of his curse, Fatih tutuk.

ADVENTURE IN THE LAND

On that sunday. The sky looked overcast, the sun was timid to reveal itself. The three best friends who everywhere are always compact are planning to come to a wedding of their college friends first.

They were getting ready to go to her friend's wedding. The Taman Mini area, East Jakarta. The three of them departed by using online transportation, and compactly wearing batik clothes and black material pants.

After arriving at the Taman Mini area, they get off the online transportation that brought them. With confidence play directly into the building. Hungry and the weather is cold.

The three of them were compact to greet the bride at last only. After they enjoyed all the dishes. When they want to go home later. Giving the envelope to the groom.

Their college friends first. Inside the building, they saw. If there are a lot of heavy and light foods that really look good and arouse their taste. Their stomach and intestines are ready to work overtime.

Jacky immediately queued to the heavy food stand, because he had not had breakfast before leaving. Badha chose the queue in the queue which was quite long. Because at the end of this queue. Her favorite food stand is Soto Betawi.

While Fatih who is thick. Not wanting to choose food, he wanted to eat all the dishes that were here, and he started from a stand queue that was not too long. Get him in that queue.

After waiting long enough. The end of the queue was not a food stand, but a toilet.

“Yeah, the queue pantesan is not too rame. Turns out on going to the toilet,” Fatih murmured.

He finally looked up his eyes again. Tracking and searching around for which food stand he could grind on first. Unlike Badha, he was already eating soto betawi.

When he picked up the drink at the table near him sat down. Not yearsya, the bowl of soup that he wants to eat has been taken by people to be machined.

“Yeah, Bang. That's exactly what's delicious loo, Bang. Let my stomach anget,” muttered Badha somewhat irritatedly.

Switch to Jacky. He was very lucky to choose to eat heavy. Because the rendang is still a lot of meat, and the fried rice is very delicious. At the time of the queue take food, somehow many women are staring and laughing at him.

He did not bother, just fit the plate full. Jacky looked for a seat. When sitting was discovered, why the women in the table queue were staring and laughing at him. Turns out the zipper is down and the update is*************** which is pink.

“Sial, really cold pantesan feel in this area from earlier,” muttered Jacky, while putting the dish dishes for a while, and fixing the zipper down.

For Fatih, finally he got food after queuing at a fairly long stand. He looked for a seat to eat the food that was already in his hand. He got a seat and started eating his dishes voraciously.

At the first feed the taste of the food he ate felt very salty. “This is what food? salty until very arbitrarily,” said Fatih.

But out of curiosity, he ate the dish again. The dishes are served in small plastic bowl containers. In the second mouthful, Fatih felt that the food she ate was sour and rather hot.

“This is what food sii yaa? sticky scuffed angel gini, new raised upil kayak,” said Fatih.

But due to the fear of waste and the sin of wasting food. Finally Fatih keep spending the food that tastes like upil muddy. In fact until added twice, so delicious is the taste of uplifting angel.

Badha is still looking for fruitful food. Because it is his favorite, fortunately in this condition there is nothing nusil nyediain air kobokan. Maybe, that's the water he drank too. Badha goes to the meatball stand.

But the meat is already over. Just a little bit. Badha is not resourceful. He went to the heavy food table. He took the rendang, he took the soy sauce chicken, he took the goat roll.

All that he put a bowl and he asked for meatballs before eating it. Not to forget he also wears soy sauce and sambal. Uuh, it feels so good. Until there are some people who follow the way Badha.

After eating and drinking. They re-assembled the three near the stage singing sexy song. They planned to go home, and before they went home they also wanted to shake hands first while giving the envelope to Dawn.

But when they go on stage. They feel something is different. The one on the bench is not the Dawn. But black and tall black black bulls, like Nigerians. The three of them were staring at each other.

“Jack, Badh. Since when did the Dawn become the bongsor and the item? the Dawn is naked and reddish with her hair. Like chicken kate? ask Fatih.

The three of them immediately saw the names of the groom and the woman who were close to the stage. It says, Sania and Twain. The name of the person is also different, not Dawn and Sania.

“Sania and Twain it's one man what two people, Jack... Badh... ?” ask Fatih again.

Making both his friends swallow more.

“Do not, there is something wrong with this marriage,” Jacky said.

“Mana may be wrong wedding. There is also our fault. Take a look at the dish, which brings you!” Badha.

Finally Jacky opened the invitation that he deliberately carried in his sling bag. The invitation is written. ‘Sania and Dawn January 15, 2023, the meeting and reception at Padepokan Pencak Silat TMII, East Jakarta’.

Allah Akbar. January 15th is next week. Finally they retreated slowly and came out secretly. Before anyone realized, if the three of them were uninvited guests who were already full.