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A Body Without Legs

In the Qur’an Allah SWT says: “Then do you think that We created you playfully (only), and that you will not be returned to Us?” (QS. Al-Mu’minun: 115).

One of the verses above contained in the Qur’an Surat Al-Mu’minun verse 115 is one of the verses that are believed to be able to drive out demons other than the Verse of Chairs in Surat Al-Baqarah verse 255. Because at this moment I feel like I need it most. Once in the Grogol Village area, Grogol Petamburan District was suddenly excited by the discovery. A Body Without Legs.

There is a possibility of haunting, because the body is a very sadistic murder victim. The legless body was found in a dumpster on the border between RT 008 and RT 009. There was initially no suspicion as the signs of the corpse were quite simple, before there were only a lot of cats wandering around the trash.

Some people who have seen him say that the corpse seems to be a victim of a massacre. Gender is unknown. Because even without clothing, the witnesses who have looked around are quite difficult to distinguish.

For his face was shapeless and there was no hair on his head.

The massacre was very sadistic. Because a lot of flesh from the corpse that has been torn apart and many injuries such as claws or sharp objects.

Ane dapet links from ane's neighbors who work in the police force. Ane took a picture of the body from him. But due to the condition of the corpse the damage is so severe, ane only given a sketch picture only.

Ane is not happy if the corpse becomes a ghost. It must be a ghost without legs and then roam around Grogol, especially campus and mall.

It must be really creepy. Here's a sketch of the horrendous legless corpse.

Hopefully the local police can immediately find and bend the cat of the sadistic killer. Salutations. Shabbily.

CONTROLLING LUST

Baim who seemed to be unsettled immediately came to his Grandfather named Idris, to ask if lately something was wrong with him. Since practicing starting fasting at an early age, namely at the age of 6 years. Now Baim regularly fasts Monday-Thursday for additional worship of the Sunna.

Baim has been taught religion well by his family from an early age. From childhood he has been taught to read and teach Al-Qur’an. Let after he grew up he was used to echoing the Qur’an.

Not modern children today who are still SD can only read bobo magazines. When entering Junior High like to read girl magazines. After High School likes bobo same girl.

Sadistic.

It's not like that Baim in Dikidik. He had memorized Surat Al-Ikhlas when he could not recognize Latin letters and hijaiyah. He memorized by listening.

But this time somehow Baim felt there was something strange about his fast. Every Maghrib time to break the fast. The dish is already in plain sight after reading do’a.

Suddenly his hunger and thirst disappeared. He's been through it for almost two weeks. That was why he went to his Grandfather who was a Kyai and an elder in his village.

Smartly, his grandfather stated. Baim read do’a what time it was. With deft Baim who at that time was 7 years old read do’a he read before breaking the foam.

“Allahumma inni a’udzubika min munkarotil akhlaaqi wal a’maali wal ahwaa."

Which means: O Allah, I take refuge in you from achlaq, charity and lust

the mungkar (HR. Tirmidzi. 3591, Shaykh)

TOILET SAGA (Part 1)

“Tiny is not about being born and being an adult. The child grows up and throws away the childish thing. Childhood is a Kingdom where no one dies."

The sentence above is the opening speech of Isabella Marie Swan. Twilight Saga Breaking Dawn Part 1. Why ane can get that far hapal same speech and full name.

We can not deny if after the boom of Twilight films. In Indonesia, there are many soap operas with animal themes. Starting from the bulls of wolves to 7 tiger men.

Ane reckon, briefly again there will also be a title sinteron. My husband the Javan rhinoceros or more fussy is my bur not my bur, which tells me about someone who violated his nature. She felt trapped in the wrong body and had to undergo a sex operation.

Actually since long ago I also felt, if this ane stuck on the wrong body. Because every time I miss. How come the shadow of the mighty ape.

But we leave that. Because the focus this time is not a story about Twlight but, Toilet.

This story begins at the time of ane and Pak Ricad Spv payroll, in the office of ane who long managed BPJS Health and BPJS Employment.

After abis from BPJS Kesehatan place which is in the Menteng area range. We arrived at Jamsostek Tower in Sudirman area to take care of BPJS Employment.

This is for the first time to the magnificent building kayak gini. Maybe aja aja yaa rada kampungan, but I swear. The toilet here is very good, just mind to contract here.

Relaying this nice toilet then driven desire instinct virility ane to try boker in this toilet. The toilet looked at Ane with a dim but shahdu look. Her skin was slippery white, and her body was beautiful.

Makes me fall in love with her at first sight. But I am aware of one thing. If his parents would not agree with our relationship and finally we eloped naek odong-odong.

Okeyyy, enough delusion ane taste as crazy as anything no one will want to marry the toilet. More or less the description of the toilet as follows. Toilet with a fairly luxurious and harmonious color, and a soft touch when exposed to the skin.

Suitable cold taste. Then good lighting makes the pup ane out radiate uncontrollably. But when the boker finished, the toilet was weird.

The lever for the water does not work. Ane Rada was afraid, because the lever was a tinkering brain to the left and to the right but the yellow catfish did not sink, even impressed like a scream while screaming.

“Life Prince Arjuna. Nosebleed. Life of Prince Arjunaaa. Hiduup.”

Who wants to die in the toilet? Wahduuh ane began to cringe dehh, but fit wc lever ane down, just deh tuh yellow catfish on down and down. Thank God, I did not get mobbed. You see, from the outside who pees already on the scream.

“Oii it siraam sir. Bauuu.”

Indeed sii ane admitted besides smelling like a dead body for a week. The sound of ane fart is also very tight until it is heard out and vibrates this toilet room. After the ritual is finished.

Ane returned the same Mr. Ricad with a rather strange feeling. Because somehow abis from the toilet it ane feel uncomfortable sitting. It was like sitting on Sinchan's stove again.

Ane wants to tell Ricad about this. But afraid later he was even fascinated by the same and allegedly disturbed the husband of people. I finally want to investigate on my own.

Pas ane investigate carefully and full of deep appreciation. Apparently there are still some tissues that slip. Huffhhhh, fortunately not a tap rod.