Just a little break
Humor is Again

GOAT SWIMMING

Sabeno just got home from the hospital. He was treated for three days for high cholesterol. The doctor prescribed the medicine to be spent, and advised Sabeno not to eat mutton first.

For Sabeno, it was the same as torture. Because he likes to eat mutton. Especially if processed into satay or gulai. Once he ate satay, he could use fifteen skewers alone. The shadow is not fed either.

“That's right, No. You can't eat a goat for a few days!” abah Nirin, his father-in-law. When they got home.

“Nahh... If once I eat what donk, Bah?” ask Sabeno.

“Yaa, eat another one. Kayak vegetables,” reply Abah Nirin.

“But I don't like vegetables, Bah. I am a goat,” Sabeno said.

“Yaa. You eat aquatic animals, which can swim like that,” said Abah Nirin wisely.

A few days later, at night, after work. Abah Nirin returned to see the condition of his favorite daughter-in-law. At his house, he saw Sabeno by his pool. Abah Nirin approached him and asked, “What are you doing, No? gini nights are by the pool?”

With a swift answer Sabeno, “Siaap... This is Bah, I again train goats to be able to swim.”.

Her father-in-law immediately fell unconscious and convulsed.

MOTOR IS MISSING

There is a village champion. His body was stocky with a cross-sectional mustache. Everywhere always carry a machete on the waist. He rode his motorbike and walked back to his house. In the middle of the trip, he was going to defecate.

Finally, he stopped at a fast food restaurant. Just pooping and drinking. After the chapter and drink. He came back out, about to continue his journey. But how surprised he was so seen in the parking lot, it turns out that his vespa motorbike has disappeared aka lost.

He was angry, and thought that in this restaurant there was a curanmor syndicate. He went back into the restaurant and yelled at everyone who was there. “Bigger! who dares to help my vespa motorbike!”

The whole restaurant was scared. No one responded to his call. Finally the champion snapped again. This time with a threat. “Hayyoo, ngaku!! do not let me do what I did two months ago in Kemang.”

But still no one responded. Be it visitors, servants, cooks, branch managers, even ants. Everyone was silent in fear. Suddenly a parking attendant approached the champion and whispered in his ear.

“Bang, your motor is in front of musholla. Ente parking is not here.”

“Hahh... The real you, Tong!” pekik the champion.

“Ayoo dehh try brother see,” said the carpenter.

It turned out to be true, the champion forgot to park. He naro motor vespanya in front of the musholla not in the restaurant parking lot. The parking attendant was curious, this baboon parked his motorbike at the musholla but the chapter at the restaurant. He said let all ngadem.

There is one more thing that makes the parking lot curious and he immediately asked the champion. “Whatever the time in Kemang first. What's my brother, Bang?”

“Gue forced to go home on foot, until my calf cramps,” replied the champion.

THE HAND OF GOD

Finally, a wicked, sly idea. From his mind that needed money. Because still in euphoria Argentina won the World Cup, Qatar 2022. He was planning to buy some plastic balls.

The plastic ball he punched in a certain part. Then he filled it with quick-drying cement. Be it a hard ball of stone, which will hurt if kicked. Then the stone balls, placed near the hospital area.

But not just put it. He chose strategic places, where a person's heart was sad or happy. So I want to throw it at something. Finally, he was midnight and early in the morning.

He put the balls in front of the cafe, on the sidewalk, on the edge of the futsal court, near the mosque, near the market, near the bar and near the hotel. Do not leave the hospital. Ok, all the bait's been spread out. Now just wait tomorrow morning to see the catch.

Even in the morning say hello. The doctor went to the hospital with a cramped face. Sure enough, in his hospital waiting room there were already many people waiting in line. After finishing, he was ready for action.

The first patient came in. “What complaint?” ask doctor.

“Anu Doc, my leg is bruised. There was a prankster who put a stone ball in front of the bar. I am still sad because France lost, need an impingement. Therefore I kick the ball with a penalty style from Mbappe,” said the patient.

The doctor treated his complaint and gave him a prescription to the first patient. Then the second patient. As usual, the doctor asked what his complaint was.

“My left foot sprained Doc. When I came home from my girlfriend's house. I saw a bad ball. I tried to practice Lionel Messi's long-range kick. I kicked it hard that ball on the sidewalk, because it was quiet. Pas sayatendang it turns out that the ball contains dry cement. That bastard's a naro!” the second patient.

The doctor treated the complaint and prescribed it to the second patient. The third, fourth and fifth patients. When the sixth patient came in, the doctor was astonished. This is a guy who has swollen hands, not feet.

“Your hand why Sir?” ask doctor.

“This is Mr. Doctor, yesterday there was a ball on the side of the road. I continued to practice God's hand from Maradona. Ehh, don't know it's a hard ball like a rock,” replied the patient.

The doctor thought, thankfully there is no goal of the Lord's header. Because if there was, this patient would have been deceased.

EXPENSIVE NUTS

Badha and Fatih are invited by Jacky to his mansion. Jacky is still shy to his house called Vania. Arriving at Vania's house, the three of them are greeted by Vania's grandfather.

They were all provided with drinks and were invited to chat in a friendly manner. Grandpa took out the bean setoples for the three of them. “Kalo who want to be able to directly take it yourself, yes,” he said. Then the grandfather went to the back.

Fatih who saw it was like an expensive and tasty bean, without wasting any time directly opened the jar and picked it up. “Waah. Must be this expensive bean mahh,” he said.

Not done yet Fatih chew. It was followed by Jacky and Badha who grazed the beans in the jar.

“Aihh, iyya. Really good these nuts,” said Badha.

Then came Vania who was surprised by the behavior of these three young men. Vania asked, “You guys on makanin what?”

“This Van, beans from your grandfather. Very nice oath,” said Jacky.

“Hahh, nut...!?” exciting Vania. “That mahh my grandfather's mopping beans. My grandfather really likes chocolate, but does not like the same nut because it is hard.”

The three young men immediately vomited in the guest room.