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After returning to the Isha Prayer and connecting tomorrow is the celebration of Eid al-Qurban. Sabeno and his companions ran over to the sacrificial animals that were to be slaughtered tomorrow. Some bring grass for goat and cow food.

There are selfi photos and there are also those who invite to talk about the goat and cow. Sabeno also took part in the middle of his friends who were feeding a goat.

Suddenly one of his friends pointed a tree branch at Sabeno while making a mock speech. “This is eating, you too were born in the animal hospital. Bhuahahaha," he said.

The friend laughed in satisfaction and savagely, followed by the others. Sabeno was quiet and patient. He did not curse his friend with harsh tones.

However, for some reason he hit the goat quite hard with a tree branch. Until the goat jumped. The friend who was mocking him was angry at Sabeno's behavior and said.

“Lu crazy huh? why are you thumping nihh goat?” ask friend.

In a calm tone, Sabeno asked back. “Loo this sodara lu yaa? that's why you're upset she's sick," asked Sabeno.

His friend looked at Sabeno with annoyance.

HE'S A NEW BIRD

Lately in Ahsan area is bird season, in his alley. Almost every house there must be one or two bird cages perched with in it there is a beautiful colored bird and a melodious voice that sings the songs of heaven.

Various kinds of birds are there, ranging from black madi, poksay birds, cockatoos, angelic remtuk to bird ijo beans.

Arman was one of Ahsan's friends who was bathing his bird at that time, by being sprayed with a tool that had been specially designed by his father. Ahsan approached her and asked what was the name of this bird? His friend answered this black madi bird.

Then Ahsan asked again. Does it sound good? With a high tone his friend replied that the sound produced by his bird was second to none in this village. Then his friend asked Ahsan, “kalo you have what bird?” Ahsan just kept quiet.

“Continue can sound what?” arman asked.

Ahsan only answered soberly, “all I have is a sparrow who can say Assalammu’alaikum.”

Arman was surprised to hear Ahsan's words, with wonder he asked back. “Where is it, San, sparrows can say Assalammu’alaikum? until Doraemon becomes Hokage in Wakanda too, it will not be.”

“There are, my sparrow converts and a new type of bird,” said Ahsan.

While Arman wants nanggepin but has been irritated.

TODAY ALL MY DREAMS ARE GONE

There was a young truck driver who had just arrived at the night bar. To enjoy the nightlife a little, after a full day kills time on the highway. In front of his eyes he saw a young man with glasses, medium stature, wearing a sky blue shirt with black material pants. He was staring at his drink with sadness and despair.

Without thinking any longer. The truck driver immediately grabbed and downed the drink. Then suddenly the man with the eyes grew sad until he cried bitterly.

The guilty truck driver was shocked and tried to calm the man down by saying. “Heeii, bitch, why did it go that way, man? relax later I buy a new drink,” said the truck driver, cengegesan.

“It's not like that, man, you don't know my problem. Today is the most unlucky day and makes my eyes wet because of tears and my heart suffered,” said the man.

The conversation between two people who did not know each other continued.

This sad man also told his story.

“In today I woke up late because yesterday I slept very late at night ngerjain office duties owned by wife. When leaving for the office in a hurry in the middle of the road the car suddenly broke down and I was forced to take a taxi.

Arriving at the office I was very late and worse. All the important data to be presented at the meeting goes to stay in the taxi car with my wallet as well. Boss I was without a second thought directly mecat gw.

When I went home to want to tell all the suffering to my wife today, and all my dreams were gone. Because I'm mergokin wife I'm having an affair with a gardener Iw. And lastly, when I want to end this life. You came and drank poison."

Truck driver, "________"

A greenish-white foam came out from his mouth, nose and armpit pores. Not long after, the ambulance arrived. Next, the funeral was held.

THE PAIN IS HERE

This sad story happened while I was still working in my old office in Indrorent. The story that made my eyes wet with tears and my heart full of pain and suffering. Indrorent is located around Bekasi, precisely in Duren Sawit. You certainly know the rumor about Bekasi.

Yes, although I can't hear your voice. But you can hear your farting and the whisper of your heart that says if you know about Bekasi. A new planet in the orbit of our solar system, a tremendous distance away, if you want to marry.

If not the day away. It could be fitting until it was our friend was born again the first child and the first child was already pregnant. With a distance beyond the barbaric far it is not surprising how tired ane.

Especially if the Supervisor ane, Mrs Klerong again urgency. Therefore if Bu Klerong again like that ane likes to pretend to die. With a frothy mouth and nails remove aer lice, let's not get scorned.

But fortunately there is Neng Shinta as a cool eye and heart ane. Then there is Mba Dini also who protects ane from hunger and the disturbance of the cursed sheitan. As well as those who want to take away the honor. Ane forgot the date and day because initially this story wanted to be erased from memory.

That time. So until home. It turns out that Mr. Ane has just returned from work. Mr. Ane's habit is to go home from work after eating he likes to sleep in the dining room decket.

While ane at that time was in a state of eating again, after eating watching tv. Ane looked at Mr. Ane rose from his sleep, continuing to know what hit him. He immediately undressed and put on a rubber balm to almost all of his body, and soon after, he took a cheerful bath.

Ane, Mom and I look at each other and think. Who's the guy who hit Mr. Ane's head, so he's acting pretty weird tonight. After the shower, he wears a barbell. Uhh I mean, put on a towel, then head to the second floor of our tiny house.

If ane, usually if you go home late like a shower, most wash your face, brush your teeth, dig a hole and keep sleeping. But tonight is different. Abis eat and watch tv suddenly stomach ane mules and the noble task was urgent to be completed.

Before moving on to fulfill that noble task. Ane asked permission and kissed Mom's hand ane, and advised ade ane to take good care of Mom ane. Ane also asked that they not hinder ane in fulfilling the noble task, because it has not been able to bear, already on the edge of the horn.

I finally went to the bathroom. Open the pants and land some yellow eels into the blackhole. They landed funny. "Ihh rabbit."

They want to pinch their cheeks, but don't know which head and which legs. Because the shape is the same. After they all came out, now just clean it up. Swedish language ce to the bok aka cebok. Bersihin first use aer then rinse, then use soap. But this time after using soap and rinsed.

Ane felt something strange, suddenly around her ass so hot. This why this? Out of curiosity, I tried to kiss and lick it with soap. Then apparently. Oh goodness.

It turns out that Mr. Ane abis uses balm. Keep taking a shower with this soap, and now ane is affected. Oh my goodness, this is so hot. I want it to taste yell, ouuugghhhh.

But afraid of the design again ngeden chalk. Finally I could only get out of the bathroom by wearing a towel and walking limp. Because it feels really hot, kayak sits in a coffee shop but underneath there is a dodol fryer.

Ane also felt if pinworms who had been hundreds of years ane livestock, died. Though initially I want to export to Korea to become nuclear raw materials. For most of the night I groaned the heat, until my little heart whispered in my breath. The pain is here.