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SORRY I'M A MUSLIM

In a wilderness, in which there is a vast and very deep river. There also lived a large crocodile, strong again powerful. Senior is wise. One day, three animals crossed the river.

The first animal of a chicken, killed in its prey with a voracious. Merciless and without mercy. The second animal, a young cow, was also eaten.

The meat is still tender, appetizing. But when the third animal crossed, a black and ugly pig. He was too lazy and did not eat it.

Let alone eating, just look reluctantly. The pig was astonished and asked, "Why didn't you eat me?”

The crocodile said, “Sorry I am a Muslim, I only eat the halal and the good. As for you, haram is again ugly. Plus you crossed while rocking dribble.”

**a leader of Islam must be like that, even if he has power and power. But he must still be able to distinguish which is halal and which is haram. The mandate as a leader in Islam is huge.

That is what caused Caliph Abu Bakr Shiddiq to cry and Caliph Umar Bin Khattab not to sleep all night. When he was both elected as the leader of Islam. After being left by their beloved who loved the Prophet Muhammad S.A.W.

Caliph Umar Bin Khattab. Shouldering the mandate as a leader is heavier than shouldering the Hill of Uhud on his shoulders**.

THE VEHICLE OF THE PAST

Ano waited for a car at a bus stop almost all day. The initially cloudy weather turned bright, then turned cloudy again. The people waiting with him had changed, both profession and age.

But Ano has not yet boarded a vehicle that can deliver it to the destination. Ano's hungry stomach is full again, because before waiting for the car at this stop. Ano vibrantly bland already brought lunch, complete with drinks and snacks.

But the car that Ano was waiting for did not come. Every now and then he stood up and turned to the right to see the car he was about to overlap, but ended in disappointment. Because of the car he was riding. NOT COMING.

The day has changed, the Sun has changed the Moon. But Ano with a plain and pale face still waiting at the stop. There were two traders around there who from this afternoon turned out to pay attention to the movements of Ano, one is a otak-otak trader and the other is a soft drink trader who is everyday living near the stop.

The brain-brain merchant and beverage merchant who was feeling pity and was wondering saw Ano approach him and said, “De, what are you waiting for? ask the brain-brain trader.

“Against car Sir,” said Ano.

“What car majors?” ask the drink dealer.

“I've made a pretty big mistake against a girl. I hurt his feelings. I was waiting for a vehicle that could take me back to the past, to correct my mistake.”

In the end.  The two traffickers were helped by residents to take Ano to the Mental Hospital. Though Ano was not mentally ill, he was just a person who was eager to be heard and accompanied.

**as great as humans are, they will never be able to create a vehicle that can take them back to the past. Therefore be wise and careful, and be sincere about the past.

One of the reasons why God created our eyes in front is. Because God wants us to always be able to look to the future with all his hopes**.

LEARN ARABIC

This Thursday, Taqy once went to school. Because every Thursday is the schedule of Islamic History subjects. This time Kak Ismail guru najai Taqy told me about the biggest slander that will exist in the end times.

That is the emergence of the Dajjal, whose sign is already a lot in the present day. Taqy was enthusiastic and focused on hearing the story. Then there are two things that Taqy focuses on about the signs of the appearance of the Dajjal.

Terminung thought about how the Lake Tiberias which is now in the territorial area of Israel so that the volume of water back a lot and abundant. Because one of the signs of the emergence of the Dajjal is the drying up of water in Lake Tiberias. Taqy who looked at her friend confusion was only brief.

If we can not reproduce the volume of water in Lake Tiberias. But we can multiply our faith in Allah SWT before it appears. Zul who heard the answer from Taqy was a little relieved.

Then Taqy continued her journey home. At Taqy's home, she asked to take Arabic lessons and her family was also asked to take the language lessons. When her mother asked me if we were all teaching Arabic. With a typical Shahrukh Khan smile. Taqy replied, "So we can move to Mecca or Medina, because only those two cities cannot be entered by Dajjal.”

ABOVE THE SKY, THERE IS STILL THE SKY

One hot day. Pandi was walking home from his organization. He considered the organization he formed was a smart and modern organization in the area.

The organization of a group of intelligent and talented children that he named Eureka, derived from the Greek meaning 'finally I found it' originated from Archimedes who accidentally managed to find the weight of water.

In the middle of the road Pandi met with Adi, a young man who could be considered smart but lazy, tend to be urgently and too relaxed. Adi also starts a conversation with the arrogant Pandi.

“Heelllloowww, bookcase running, abis home from the organization of the joke yaa?” adi asked mockingly.

“It's none of your business losers!" snapped Pandi lightly.

“Ouww, ane surprised, it turns out to be able to talk too?” adi becanda said.

“That's it, you stupid and useless, don't bother me!” Pandi started to go up blood down ‘ee.

“There is no intention to disturb, but it is true what people say so far. You are a smart person who is arrogant, whereas in the sky there is still a sky loo,” said Adi.

“Whisper you, sissy. Don't you want to lecture me!” Pandi is rising apitam.

“Hmm. Oukey deeh, by the way you said it can not be cheated ya, intinstink sharp, and good at analyzing ya? Then ane has smart equipment that can be for nipu you.”

Adi began to try to trap Pandi who was still standing with his arrogance.

“Try it, where your smart equipment is all out!”

Challenge Pandi. Full of high confidence and underestimating Adi.

“Wait a minute, wait a minute, all the equipment is at home, ane will take a minute, about fifteen minutes,” said Adi.

“Ouukeyy, quickly grab there loser.” Pandi said.

“Good, wait here with this time and asphalt.” said Adi.

Then while slowly walking away. The temple waited.Fifteen minutes had passed.

Thirty minutes have passed. Forty-five minutes had passed and the last sixty minutes had passed. Pandi also regained consciousness while saying. “Sial I cheated.” said Pandi while pulling the eel.

From afar Adi who was watching Pandi while eating chicken noodles, said. “Eat tuhh conch poison, lenders, dah tuh. (deceit for being too confident and arrogant).”