Just a little break
Summary of Humor Religion

APPLE PICTURES

Sauzan's name, he's a new teacher at Taman Kanak-Kanak Pokoke Joget. Sauzan was able to enter work in this Kanak-Kanak Park because of his father, a close friend of the Headmaster of Kanak-Kanak Park.

You could say, Sauzan through the path of an insider. He has no experience at work. He was just smart enough to talk and eat a lot of food. The first day of teaching, Sauzan was shown by the mischief and brutality of his students at the Kindergarten.

To draw attention from the students. He tried to draw something on the board. Yes, he remembered to draw an apple. Then ask the silent children to concentrate. Then Sauzan said, “Well kids, try what picture is this?”

Simultaneously his students replied, “Pantaat.”

Sauzan grieved, seeing the disrespectful behavior of his students towards him. He walked out of the classroom and complained to the Headmaster. The Headmaster who heard Sauzan's complaint, felt angry.

He was accompanied by Sauzan to go to Sauzan's teaching class earlier. After arriving in the classroom, the Headmaster was furious at the students' children. With a peck he said, “You guys are still at small. You should be following your Teacher Mother. If you guys are on naughty, then what will be big?”

All students are silent. No one dared to argue with him. As for Sauzan, just smiling won on the doorstep. His students were calm again. The headmaster, invited Sauzan to teach again.

However, he did not ask Sauzan to return to teaching. The Headmaster's anger exploded again as soon as he saw the picture that was on the blackboard. He loudly said,”This is who dares to draw ass on the board!?”

Sauzan who heard that instantly fainted. The rest he chose to resign to become a Kindergarten teacher, and switched professions to become a rain handler.

BARBER

On the way home from school. Jacky's three best friends Badha and Fatih go hand in hand. They were each telling the greatness of their father. None of them want to give up.

It started with Jacky. He told me his father was great. His father was a one-star TNI general of the western army. Everywhere is always accompanied by an adjutant. Even sometimes make between him just school, use an official car and is supported by his aide. So good, free of traffic.

Hearing that, Badha did not want to lose. Badha said that his father was a government official. Even a TNI Commander if he wants to be sworn in must be with the approval of his father.

Fatih is not losing. Faith told me that if as good as the TNI General and the Office met his father. They will obey and obey the command of their father. Hearing Fatih's words, both his friends were confused and amazed.

“Indeed your father works what, Fat?” ask Jacky.

“Iyaa, Fat. How can you recite it with your father?” badha asked.

“Sharves. Try shaving your hair. If asked to nduk, you have to nduk, right?” fatih.

Jacky and Badha agreed. To drown Fatih in the arena playing ball bath.

SAME SERAHIN ABOVE

Wan Khodir. People of Arab descent who have long lived and done business in Indonesia. He is a carpet and mango town in Ngebul Kitchen Village. One day, he went to his kebon mangga.

He found a tall mango tree that bore fruit. The fruits are also ripe. He climbed the tree, picked up some mangoes to eat in the middle of the day.

He climbed up and picked a few mangoes. Suddenly, under the tree he was climbing. There are a couple of young people who want to be perverted. The man began to fondle the woman, while the woman just enjoyed it.

The man who had burned his lust. To convince his woman, he could only say, “For that matter, we hand over the same one above.”

Hearing the man's words, Wan Khodir was shocked and angry not dumbass. “Haram jadah. You do it, ane is responsible. Go both of you, bring shit aja.”

After that, Wan Khodir made a barbed wire fence that was electrified around the kebon mangga.

DO’A WANTS TO EAT

A hunter, he got lost in the thick wilderness of his tree. He had long been looking for a way to return to the tent with his friends. But unfortunately, not the friend he found. But even a hungry male lion was in front of his eyes.

He was silent without a wiggle. He has given his fate to destiny. The hunter can only sit still while reading do’a. But strangely the lion also sat and fell silent in front of him.

The astonished hunter asked, “Why are you silent, lion?”

The lion replied, “It is the same with you who begs for forgiveness and read do’a before death. I was also giving thanks and reading do’a before eating.”

HAPAL MOVEMENT

Japril his name, newlyweds a matter of months married. One day after returning home from work, he was very anxious to have a relationship with his wife. At home, after cleaning and eating.

Japril immediately took his wife to the room. Then in that room he carried out a guerrilla attack. He had not yet perfected the intent of his attack. Suddenly the electricity went out. The whole room was so dark.

His wife who witnessed it, asked permission to Japril. To take a flashlight or candle, so that there is light in his room. But Japril did not allow his wife to leave. He hugged his wife even more tightly. While saying, “Do not use candles or lights is also okay. I've missed his move.”

WRONG QIBLA

Rean's name, the unemployed youth who is currently running away from the invasion of residents who one of his homes wants him to turn on. That night was really bad for him. Just smelly carrying a tv from one of the houses.

He was caught by the owner of the house. He was immediately shouted at, and not long ago. The citizens are chasing him. Rean didn't lose his mind. He went straight into a mosque that was around the neighborhood.

Inside the mosque. He took the scabbard, then he put it on. After that, he prayed in the mosque pulpit. Pretending to pray two rakaat goods. But to Rean's confusion, the residents instead entered the mosque and immediately arrested him.

Rean panicked, but again. He doesn't lose his mind, he protests to the citizens, “Ehh, what's the matter? other people pray play catch-catch. At kualat loo later.”

Some residents answered, “shalat what? face mecca aja you are wrong,” said a resident while showing the right qibla direction.

Again Rean did not lose his mind and convoluted, “Lahh pulpit right here. Qibla is usually near the pulpit?”

“This mosque again wants to be renovated. For a while the pulpit was moved to the corner there first,” said one of the other residents.

Hearing the residents' explanation, Rean could not be confused anymore. He was led out of the mosque. Be him battered beaten citizens who are on vigilante together.