Just a little break
Humor Religion Burning Cable

There were four friends, the first. He was a man, the second he was a man. The third person is a man and the fourth, the descendants of Adam are male sex as well. So they're all men. Their house is also not far away, still in one sub-district. The West Jakarta area.

They've been great friends since High School. Everywhere always together. Difficult and happy together. Departure together, although different faculties and different hours of lecture, only the same campus. They always eat together, watch football together and go for a walk together. Having the same sports craze, namely football and refusing to sit down.

They were all always together. But they're normal, they're not homos. They are just singles. They don't want to date. Because it's a waste of time. Think of them, that date.

So the husband of his wife is uncertain, but his sin is certain. They want to be successful first, just talk about women and marriage. Now they are all grown up. They are successful in the professions they each choose and live.

The strong Khalid became a weightlifter. He has contributed a lot in every championship. Playboy Yusuf is a horror film specialist. Umar who is good at talking becomes a famous lawyer.

While the calm and alim Ali became a researcher. From the four men. Who would have thought, Ali is the most calm and shy among them. Just take off the single time first.

Today, time has shown it almost seven o'clock in the evening. They leave for the reception by using online transportation services. Because each of them is lazy to use the car. The crash was not about so. Mending use online transportation, so that in the car they can relax.

Playboy Yusuf wears his favorite expensive black suit. Makes him look good-looking. Umar also wears his best red suit, making him look elegant yet relaxed.

Khalid wore a long-sleeved green formal shirt, black material pants and black pantofel shoes. Then the shirt is inserted, make Yusuf nyeletuk, “Lid, you want a job interview!?”

“Iyaa lu, really geeky,” added Umar.

At first glance Khalid saw his appearance from the bottom up. Weighing for a moment. It turned out to be exactly what his two friends said. Looks like people want a job interview.

Finally, Khalid borrowed Umar's suit, which was the same size as him. They left in the car that Joseph ordered. Not long wait, the red Honda Brio car arrived in front of Umar's house, which became their gathering place tonight.

They got into the online transport car. The online driver greeted and ensured their destination location in a spoiled tone while Khalid's flirtatious pinches were in the front seat. Anyway, his behavior is like a guava maggot who can not sit still.

“Once again can not be brake. I'm cracking your colon,” Khalid said threatening the driver.

“Aww, handsome coarse siii, iihh,” said the driver with a splash.

Yusuf mutters in his heart, “Pantes nihh driver kelagat kelagat rich maggots guava. It turns out that pansy tohh. Kok can qualify as an online driver, use the line in times yaa.”

“Udah Mas aja street. We hurry,” said Umar firmly.

“Mas? it's good to call me Mas. Ses, call me Ses Maria. Situ ganteng-ganteng talking medok very sii, abis play Ketoprak yaa.” reply the sissy driver mocking Umar.

“Lahh in the ID account, her name is Maryono?” yusuf said, start spraining.

“Maryono noon. If malem yaa Maria,” she replied while sticking out her tongue.

In the end. The behavior of the sissy driver can be muted by Khalid who threatens if he does not immediately shut up and take them to the destination location. Khalid would strangle and dismember his body to feed his neighbor's rabbit. Maybe here Khalid forgot that rabbits are herbivores.

The online driver was quiet, and they walked to the mosque in South Jakarta which became the wedding venue of Ali, their thick friend. It's very cold tonight. Because it rains almost all day. Plus it's Saturday.

The atmosphere is quite jammed because surely many people out of the house for the streets, especially those who are married. I want to go out and enjoy the weekend. Be it the same family or the same affair.

The cool night atmosphere, accompanied by the bustle of the capital's streets, the specks of rain that sometimes still wet the water. It really made the three of them sleepy. However, when they wanted to close their eyes. Comfortable atmosphere becomes lost and changed haunted.

“This smells what? how it smells like a mercon,” said Umar.

“Not. It's mahh, the smell of the burn cable!” yang Khalid rising.

“Iyya nihh, I also nyium. It smells like a tabunan or a kebakar cable,” Yusuf said.

They close their noses and look at each other and look there and here. Find out where this smell came from. Then their eyes, fixed on the diver whose face was reddened. Swallowed his saliva and sweaty forehead. Khalid asked, “Lu fart yak?”

The driver diem. It was as if Khalid had said. But from his forehead came out dripping increased a lot. The smell is also getting worse. Make breath tight, and the neck feels gripped by a heavy burden. It's like genocide.

“Ehh, you fart yak, I am serious to you!?” snapped Khalid.

“Sorry Mas. My release. Earlier before taking the order, I ate a cheeseburger using sambel rujak,” said the driver online.

Kaampreet. Bleuketuprukp. Kolomaripurut. Kancuutt. Cockroach deadlocked. All the swearing that Khalid, Umar and Yusuf had thrown for the driver. It seems like he farts, do not excuse it and there is no base of the tire.

Khalid, who was sitting next to him, vomited. Umar Langung open the window. As for Joseph, it was as if his bones had weakened and the angel of death had waved to him.

“Gila stinks so. I got my eyes too sore!” bentak Umar's.

“For luu used to eat rice uduk. The styles of eating burgers, use sambel rujak again. Now it's a miscarriage of your intestine,” said Khalid annoyed.

“Yaa his name is also nyobain Mas. Mumpung promo,” response the driver with spoiled to Khalid.

“Udah-already. Open the windows first all the windows let the air change!” exclaimed Yusuf.

All the windows of the car are finally opened first, for air change. Umar to chew mint candy for missingin enegnya. While Yusuf and Khalid slightly out in the head came out. To breathe fresh air.

Not long after. They have also reached the At-Taqwa Mosque, in the number area of South Jakarta. The magnificent mosque is thick with Middle Eastern nuances. Without them realizing that the smell of the burning cable farts is still attached to their clothes.