Just a little break
Humor at Christmas

OJEK SATAN

That night, Shita works late until she gets home late. Until eleven o'clock in the evening, just finished from the office. Today is towards the end of the month and the end of the year. In the accounting section where Shita bernaung is usually like that in the days before the end of the month, added again towards the end of the year as well.

There are no more people to go home. When new Shita wants to order an ojek online. Kenny went home together. In the same boat he rode his bike. It just so happens that the direction of their home is one way. In front of the Shita complex. Shita got off and just went up the grazing motorcycle. The cost is only ten or fifteen thousand rupiahs.

Finally, Shita goes with Kenny. Until he reached the complex area of his house. They stopped, Shita got off and Kenny continued on. “Please yes, Ken. For the ride,” said Shita.

“Sama-sama, Ta, and happy holiday yes,” reply Kenny.

Now, Shita lives further to ride the golf ojek. But why is the atmosphere so quiet. There was no taxi driver. When Shita was about to get closer to the simple post of the grazing ojek. Suddenly someone scolded him from behind.

“Search what, Neng?” ask the figure in a flat tone.

Shita gasped in shock until she jumped out, “Ayam. Aduuh, Bang ngagetin aja ihh.”

The figure was silent, not responding to Shita's words. He gave her a helmet and offered her an ojek. Shita thought to herself, This is the person from where it came. It feels not a golfing ojek here, and how can I know if I want to ride an ojek.

Treeerriuk.

His stomach started making strange sounds. She's so hungry. Finally he nodded and took the helmet offered to him. Sitting sweetly while mentioning her home address.

“Ke Jalan Watermelon number four, Bang,” he said.

The taxi driver remained silent and did not respond. Then they drove in the dark of the night. Under the dim light of the street. On the way, Shita had a thought. This is a motorcycle taxi driver who is very quiet. What not-don't again thrush.

But, it's not just that. His face was also pale and his appearance was not familiar either. Either new people here or something. Shita does not bother about it, she again males think. Because it's tired of working all day, and plus overtime until night.

When we got in front of the house. Shita went down, she took out her wallet. Pay for. “Ongkosnya how much, Bang?” tanyakanya.

“Ten thousand,” he said flatly.

Shita reached into his wallet and pocket but no money, no money ten thousand. There are only a hundred thousand and fifty thousand. “There is no change, brother?” he murmured in the heart.

But in a hurry he immediately gave the money, a hundred thousand denominations. “Nihh bang, back!” shita.

But this ojek brother, again did not respond to Shita. He just took the money and even gas, then immediately ran away once he left it. Sontak Shita who saw that felt annoyed and irritated.

“Selaaann project!! where's begooo back?!” then shouted.

THE OTHER DOCTOR

That afternoon, Melisa curled up in her room. He was ill and had just discharged from the hospital to check on his condition. Now, she is waiting for her husband's return from work.

Shortly after, her husband came home. He then asked her about her condition. “What's your condition, baby?” tanyakanya.

“The doctor said I was stressed, Mas. Sapacity work and take care of children,” he replied.

“Terus?” her husband continued asking.

“I was asked to calm my mind,” he replied again.

The feeling of the husband tetiba began to feel bad, “Then?” he continued asking.

“I'm asked for a vacation. If not to Qatar then to Lebanon,” said Melisa.

The husband thought for a moment, then he said, “Ok tomorrow we get ready.”

“Hahh! to Qatar what to Lebanon, Mas?” ask Melisa, spirit.

“To other doctors to check you,” said her husband.

And that night, Melisa slept on her stomach until morning. Her husband was flirting with her, he immediately pretended to be possessed.

TAQWA

On Sunday, RT 008 held a holiday together for all its citizens. Jacky, Badha and Fatih were on the show. His holiday destination is Seaworld. This is the first time these three friends have been there.

Residents of RT 008 prepare their own supplies. Jacky and Badha. But Jacky and Badha were surprised to see Fatih who was still relaxed. Badha asked, “Kok you are still relaxing, Fat. Don't bring your provisions?’

“Udah ready,” replied Fatih, briefly.

“Where?” ask Badha again.

Fatih pointed towards his left chest while saying, “This is where my stock is. Because the best provision is taqwa.”

“Buoodoo very, Fat!!” badha was upset.

Arriving at *Seaworld* their main destination is the dolphin show. Fatih sat next to the little boy who asked his mother. The boy asked, “Maa, why are all dolphins girls?”

Suddenly Fatih helped the mother in answering her son's question. “Ohh, it's because of the dolphin's name, Dee. That's why all the girls. If there is a man. His name is lumas,”

Hearing Fatih's explanation. The mother immediately took her child away, while saying, “Do not look at her eyes. Fear of hypnotists.”

Jacky and Badha who were beside Fatih immediately pretended to feel unfamiliar.

**SUSPECT**

That morning, police officers were interrogating a suspect. He was accused of mistreating his wife until she entered the hospital. The introductory officer asked him a few questions.

“Try you tell me, how is the chronology, until you can persecute your own wife?” ask the police officer.

The suspect without any remorse recounts the chronological events, “Begini, sir. Last night I had sex with my wife. My wife is so excited. Until added three times,” he said.

“Nahh, go!?” pinta the interrogation officer so that the suspect continues his story.

“After sex, we fell asleep. In the morning, my wife woke up asking me for the clock. Bowo, what time is it? I who heard that was immediately shocked and angry towards my wife!” abugn.

“Hahh! just asked at any hour you are immediately angry and mistreat your wife!?” the interrogation officer was astonished.

“Iyaa, Sir. Because my name is Dodi, not Bowo,” he said while scratching his wet and slimy ketek.

**RIGHT FOOT**

A big mob boss is going undercover to dismantle a syndicate that wants to destroy his business. He disguised himself as a crammer along with his men.

They started their operation by busking in the angkot. After he finished pretending to sing and lurk. Because the boss never rides an angkot. The man told his boss.

“Boss down carefully, left foot first,” he said.

But the boss of this mafia ngeyel. He doesn't know the same about his men. When he got down from Angkot. That angkot is still in a state of slow walking, and he went down on the right foot first.

The boss of the mafia finally fell down with a prone position. He was immediately helped to stand by his men. The man who saw the boss fell for not listening to him protest a little.

“That's right, Boss. I said what too. Down carefully and left foot first,” he said.

“Bacot to luu, nyet. The right foot is not strong, especially the left foot. You think I'm a left-handed Lionel Messi!” snapped at the boss.

The man immediately retired from the gang, and preferred to be a fish farmer \*\*\*\*\*\**\* complaint.