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Toilet vs Kyuli

TOILET SAGA (Part 2)

Bella said, “Salju is down, our time with her is getting less.”

Edward said, “But at least we still have this time.”

Of the many dialogues in Twilight movies, ranging from humorous, serious to full of *******. Somehow the dialogue above is the most impressive for ane. From that brief dialogue that you can take is the anxiety of being with the people we care about.

Time that continues to spin ushers the rest of our time with people we care about less, but for what is too much to worry about. Because we still have these moments with him, so enjoy those moments together. But again the story here is not about that, not the story about Twilight, but about the Toilet.

This story begins when ane moves to a new office, because he intends to get closer to new friends. I asked some of them to play futsal. Yes although ane admitted, ane has long time no maen futsal. Last time ane maen futsal at the time of hair Fir’aun still gondrong sepantat.

If you used to be physically still ok, because it is often a sport, but lately it has been very lazy the same name of sport. In the past, ane was still strong to run even until about 2 km every week morning. But now, let alone 2 km.

Only less than 1 km aja already can see heaven and angels and angels fly over the head of ane. Ane readyin everything for the futsal. Starting from parachutes, akpar, bulletproof vests and others, which you just realized it turns out all those things are not too useful if for futsal maen.

The whistle rang and after the Maghrib prayer we started playing. Gilaaa, playing it on the jago-jago. Ane thought the play was ordinary, until he kept it. Ane sampe do not know where your heart misses.

It feels like the eyes of a firefly, all the painful memories of the past are ringing at the tip of the eye, the clack and the groin of ane have tremendous dry bleeding. Leemeeesss. One hour I've been playing all day. Very funny, to think maybe ane is indeed again diospek.

Then the suffering of ane is also not only there. Futsal ane does not know why kebelet pup. But the toilet is only two and they're both like closed and filled with people. Finally ane waitin, but not out as well, this pup people what do you think?

Or do not-don't pup while talking. Finally forced ane gedor dehh the doors while shouting.

“Mas or Mba hunted donk. My son missed out on dalem.”

Ane was forced to admit identity, if ane was besides humans also a male seahorse that could conceive and bear children. Sample on rame ngeliatin ane. But this strange toilet just silent makes ane more curious.

Ehh, fitting the door ane gedor-gedor again, ane just realized. The door was not pushed or pulled, but shifted to the side. Original shame ane. That's from the empty contents there is no one, there are only spiders with ants roaring again dating. Finally I can pup also in this toilet, almost just out through the nose.

I don't know what I drank just now, because why ane so mules and back and forth to the toilet gini, others abis maen futsal on nice chilling, chatting, joking, guitar maen, guitar maen, buy waqf land and so on. While ane daritadi back and forth the toilet to fall banana dough. This is the fourth time I went back to the toilet, before entering I had a bad feeling.

Afraid later fitting ane want to enter, the toilet frowned and said, “Lu again you again tong.”

If you like it, you can actually pop up from the nose.

We Are Kyuli - Edhan

Haii gay (not gay but guys. Ihh bicik yu ciapa who asked for yu opinion. Yeeh yayain gak cayaan).

Oukey, oukey earlier apologized. Because the two creatures on the right and left of this ane, which disrupted the opening show on the episode post this time. On the right is the angel and on the left the devil, in the middle of the island of Java, who read confused that nulis somplak, which is important can laugh.

We're back to focusing on the story this time. This time I want to share the story of the friends who formed in a mysterious black organization container and untouched by the law in this world called Kyuli-Edhan.

Organizations are formed as a form of damage that has happened in this world. Especially wanting to prove that there are still good looking and good young men like us. In the middle of a Jewish agenda that wants to destabilize the world.

Kyuli-Edhan comes from two words. Kyuli in Nordic means Kuli (strongest person in demolition) and Edhan. In Arabic Bedouin means crazy or out of control. With this it can be interpreted that Kyuli-Edhan is a crazy person who is good at controlling lust (swear, really crazy, not connected at all).

Then, our organizational structure consists of: Sigit Pramana, commonly called Sigit or can also be called dzalim. In this organization he is the leader. We didn't carelessly give him this position.

He became a leader because of his ability. He was able to build 1500 Sevels and 7500 alfamarts in just one night. And still can leave 3 bags of cement in his pants.

In addition, he also has the strongest muscles, if pitted in a race with a tractor, the tractor must be a runner up. He had a 3 letter transverse wound to the right on his chest. The result of his fight with the ninja turtle and Ironman at the time of the scramble for dumpling noodles.

Another terrible figure of Sigit is the sound of rumors that say. That the devil will avoid or reverse direction if it meets Sigit on the same path. Some even commit suicide by biting their tongue.

After that, the second is. Ahmad Yani of Morocco, commonly called Abi or Ebong or Boncai. Often also called honey, but by the three-breasted pans around the Lawang Park.

Ane does not know why he can be given a position as Vice President, even though his ability is quite simple. Ane eat kalo laper, drink with thirst, sleep with sleepiness, boker kalo mules. You can type ten fingers with your eyes closed and jump over the fire circle while peeing.

It can also turn into a wolf-feathered hamster if exposed to hot water. Hobby wrote the same with rain. It is currently being preoccupied by its pinworm and aerosol flea farms which are the main raw materials for nuclear manufacture in Balkan countries such as Romania and Bulgaria.

Because ane is not a stingy person, some of the proceeds from the sale of nuclear raw materials are donated to nearby rice stalls and alfamart. If traced from the genealogy of descent ane is also still a descendant of Superman XII. There is no lineage of Superman XII.

Next was Bharata Wicaksono, his position was as treasurer. He's a former International spy, whose main job is to investigate where coconut trees fill their water from. He is also the one who unites us if there is a need to be humbled together.

It is called Tata or King of the Jail. He has the ability to split, the vertical wound on his face is the result of his fight with himself. Where from the scar sometimes like out white monkey child and then swallowed by Tata, before the monkey swallowed it.

Sigit's position as leader and ane as representative is a gift from Bharata, because in fact he is the parent of this black organization. He is a silat martial arts expert surpassing Iko Uwais, Yayan Ruhiyan and Cecep Rahman. Its main silat ability is to lick the tongue.

The next member is Muhammad Arief Pratama. He is the spiritual teacher and the Praying Priest for the Kyuli-Edhan organization. The guy is tall, a bit stooped, likes to travel carrying a bag (even while being a pup) and has black hair rather curly.

Arief has almost the same ability as the Prophet Allah Isa a.s, which is able to revive the dead, the difference with Arif with one condition if the person is not really dead (aka just sleeping). Arief also has the ability to meruqyah people. When in High School there was a friend who he ruqyah, Arief just read Bismillah that people had been vomiting and who came out turned out to be a demon with high heelsnya.

How to find Arif is quite easy. He was a young man whose heart was always attached to the Mosque, so nicknamed PM, stands for Police Mosque. In addition to the mosque where Arif is looking for another is in elementary schools, because he likes to disguise as a seller of home snails. Or the colorful state chicken while spreading the teachings of kindness about slam from an early age in the elementary school children.

Then the other member was Rudy Suparman, here he was the second strongest person in the organization after Sigit. Its job is to collect all the information from other organizations. His ability is amazing even though sometimes a little tempramen, he can walk 120 km per hour if riding a motorcycle.

If he opens his glasses. Then the light of a mature brown laser scattering out and can open the door of the connection between the human world with the supernatural. He can also smell as far as tens of kilometers from where he stands, especially if it is the smell of the snooze of an angkot driver.

Rudy's most amazing ability is to awaken the spirit and power hidden in a person, especially amphibians. Rudy has the ultimate skill named soul fire. The almighty style that can only be matched by the style of ngerogoh sukmanya Sigit.

The last member is. Muhammad Kurniansyah, commonly called Aan or by ordinary girls called chubby and other nicknames are Shenlon.

The shape is like a round tofu that is given the nose the same fine hairs around the face.

He has a very intelligent brain, is good at English, a physicist, peed squatting while rocking broken and the ability to live again after burning himself.

He is the one who awakens ane from pride. Think mature but be relaxed to act seriously and it is pointless to keep playing around with bikinis, videos and lipsticks. If you are angry and look at the Full Moon.

Aan can transform into a huge Dragon, and only we can handle it. Here is a photo of Aan when he turned into a dragon. Her sex shrunk, and was hidden behind the bakwan.

That's us Kyuli-Edhan who are handsome without artificial sweeteners, without cigarettes and without alcohol. We are the masters of our own will. We know the trickery of victory.

Our expectations are higher than the sun. If we unite and walk together. We are able to steal fate from our own destiny.

Because we don't want anything from this world. Everyone's peace of mind when we are, that's enough. In addition to the above motto and guidelines of life, Kyuli-Edhan also has special spells and dances in a ritual.

Our rituals are usually. We went to Ciputra Mall, hung out on pizza hut. Paste the food and eat it in a barbaric way together. Our dance is a rain and storm newcomer dance with a creepy spell below.

Condal vannanaic covalanay venney. Andar kon ani arangkan en amudhinaik. Andar kon ani arangkan en amudhinaik. Kanda kangal mathonrinaik. Pucingpala balbie pucingpala pincess Abangchoose whichever opponent atawe widows. Aaaiik. Aaaiikk. Aaaiik.

But we agreed not to call and use it again, because it was last used. Egypt snowfall, Saudi Arabia sandstorm, India blood rain. The ice in the Arctic is melting, in America and Japan porn stars are popping and Indonesia is emerging false prophets.

That's a bit of our story at the beginning. Next we will go deeper into who we really are and what we are for in this world. We do not have many enemies in this world, our enemies are only our own passions and Thoni.

Extension from. A’udzubillahiminasysyaithonirrajim. Because the shethan is a real enemy to man.