Just a little break
Humorin Aja's

CHICKEN ADDRESS

On a busy Monday, Abah Nirin is a berserk. That's because two of his employees didn't come in. Arif was sick, while Sigit his wife was about to give birth. So there's nothing to bring a chicken order to the market.

Fifty chickens were prepared from his chicken farm. In the midst of this confusion. Sabeno shows up, trying to help her father-in-law. Sabeno volunteered to be the driver who would take the chickens to the market.

At first Abah Nirin refused, knowing what her daughter-in-law was like. But as Sabeno continued to convince him, his father-in-law finally collapsed. He gave the market address to Sabeno.

“Be careful, No. Don't get anything!” message from his father-in-law.

“Siap, Bah. Anyway Abah knows everything is fine, hehehe,” Sabeno said while giggling.

“Knowing is done, know is done. There's a reason it's chicken. Aing gorok sia!” peekik his father-in-law.

Sabeno left in an open car. Carrying the order of fifty chickens with neatly arranged chests. Being asked to hurry, Sabeno drove her speeding.

At one point, he lost control. His open-top car overturned, his chickens strewn out of his crates. Filled the streets and ran away somewhere. While the condition of Sabeno is absolutely okay. People gathered to see what was happening.

Also to ensure the condition of the driver, fear of needing medical help. But, instead of whining in pain and complaining. Sabeno laughed out loud and shouted. “Basic chicken-chicken guoblokk. On where to? the market address is in the cave!”

DIFFERENT BELIEFS

Fatih was his name, a young man who was already barely thirty-five years old. She is unmarried, while her best friends Jacky and Badha have two children each.

Finally, with the help of his two best friends. Fatih is married to a girl who is the same age as him. How happy Fatih was, finally getting married too, and how happy Jacky and Badha could be to help Fatih.

However, only three months married. Jacky and Badha hear the news that Fatih is already with his wife. Jacky and Badah were shocked. What the hell's going on? their marriage was the age of corn. They should be in good time.

Out of curiosity, Jacky and Badha meet him at his house. After arriving home, Jacky and Badha see Fatih being pensive on the porch of his house. Jacky and Badha approached him while asking.

“Ente why, Fat? three months of marriage divorced? got what like that?” ask Jacky.

“Iyaa Fat's. Why?” added Badha.

“Cause of different beliefs, Jack, Bad,” said Fatih Lirih.

“Hah, different beliefs. Not that your beliefs are the same as your wife's. Do you know me as Jacky!?” Badha.

“Ho’oh, Fat. Different beliefs where?” ask Jacky.

“Gini loo guys. I always have faith. If I was handsome. But different from my wife. He is not sure if I am handsome,” said Fatih, lightly.

Jacky and Badha eventually bought glass the size of a futsal court twice for Fatih to lose. The face of Shahrukh Khan is a wayang kulit version.

DONATIONS

One day Badha who was walking with his car was stuck in traffic in the South Jakarta area. In the middle of that traffic jam, there were two small children busking. One plays guitar and the other sings.

The guitar and sound are great. The two performed the song beautifully and harmoniously. Automatically at the time of asking for money, Badha gave them one sheet of fifty thousand.

Guitar-playing buskers exclaiming joy, “Wiihh, so much nihh, Om.”

“Iyaa, Om. Thank you very much Om,” said the other busker, who was vocal.

“Hehehe, alike. What do you want to use the money for?” ask Badha.

“We want to stop, Om!” say them both, simultaneously.

Hearing that, Badha was amazed. They were small, and amid their shortcomings, they still remembered to share. Badha added another fifty thousand to them. They are more happy to open the roof.

“Which money do you want to donate where?” ask Badha curiously.

Badha brushed her head hard.

THE KEY IS JUST TO BE HONEST

Fatih's upset. That night he lost his contract key. Though as he remembered, before taking part in the study. He put it in his back pocket. Finally, he returned to the mosque, just to take shelter. Because rain.

Ustadz Hakim saw Fatih sitting alone on the terrace of the mosque and approached him. He asked Fatih, “What's up, Fat? it was late, and the study was also completed. Why are you still here?”

“A.. anu Ustadz, I lost my stuff. I have been looking for 'no see,” replied Fatih.

“Ouww, so. If you've been looking everywhere and haven't met. Means the key is in sincerity,” said Ustadz Hakim.

“Ouww. Ok dehh Ustadz,” said Fatih, while rising from its foundation and going somewhere.

Ustadz Hakim is confused by Fatih's behavior, but he ignores it. He put on his head and went home to rest. On the way, precisely in front of his home alley.

There were many people, Ustadz Hakim was curious and asked the people around there. “Assalamualaikum, what's the matter for many gini?”

One of the residents there answered his question, “Waalaikum salam, this is Ustadz. Sii Fatih fight with Ikhlas.”

UstadzHakim surprised, the new Fatih aja abis dengerin kok langung binal kayak study. He looked at Fatih who was fighting the same Iklhas before his eyes.

Wadejiggg, waddeepoww, waadejigg, wwaadepoww.

Ustadz Hakim hastily injured them, “Astaghfirullahal adzim. You two why at a gini night fight? instead of on rest, sleep!”

“He was first Ustadz who suddenly attacked me!” Iklhas.

“Laahh, how do I not attack you. The Ustadz people say for themselves that the key is in sincerity. Yes, where is it? flip my keys!?”

“Gue don't know your key, Fat!” shout Ikhlas.

“Long you, where might Ustadz Hakim know me!” reply Fatih.

Ustadz Hakim Langung passed out on the spot, and the next day. He went to Qatar.

FOOD ENTREPRENEURS

There are three friends. They have just been fired from their jobs. Since they love to eat, they plan to open a restaurant. But their capital is insufficient.

Finally, the three of them agreed to use the services of Mbah Toto, the magician. The three of them came to his very luxurious house, and they told him their purpose.

Jacky wants to have capital and panglaris to open a fried rice restaurant business. Mbah Toto helped him. Badha wants to have a modah and panglaris to open a restaurant business. Mbah Toto helped him. Fatih wants to have capital and panglaris to open a restaurant business satay. Mbah Toto helped him.

A month later. Mbah Toto guest arrival. Turns out it was Jacky, he came to bring a car for Mbah Toto. Because his efforts are advancing rapidly. “Mbah this is a little thank you for Mbah,” Jacky said while giving the car keys.

A few hours later came Badha, giving the bike as a thank you to Mbah. The restaurant every day must be crowded. “Walah, price. No need to bother,” said Mbah Toto.

“Nothing Kok Mbah,” reply Badha.

Then came the last Fatih, he immediately stormed into his operational room Mbah Toto. “Walahh, really hurry do you want to love what?” ask the Mbah.

“Nstill- thanks. Basic guoblok shaman. People want to open a business not assisted even in diemin!” shouts Fatih.

“Loo means what?” ask Mbah Toto.

“Gue wants to open a restaurant business satay. Where's the prick!?” fatih.

Eventually Mbah Toto stopped being a shaman, and switched professions to become a mosque marbot.