Just a little break
Short Humor Religion

PARENTS SAY

On a sunny day. Jacky and Badha saw Fatih sitting alone on the terrace of the mosque pensively. Both of his friends were curious. What moves make Fatih who is usually cheerful and active energetic, until pensive sad.

“Lu why, Fat?” ask Jacky.

“Iyaa lu, tumben moody?” added Badha.

At first Fatih did not want to tell him. But because he was urged by his two friends. Finally Fatih wanted to tell her about the thing that made her moody. That is, because he did not listen to what his parents said.

“Ouw so,” says Badha.

“What is Fat, that your parents say?” ask Jacky.

Fatih replied, “Yaa where do I know. I'm not horrified.”

Jacky and Badha, “ ... “ quietly.

WE ARE FOUND OUT

A beautiful morning in the village of Kebon Kosong. This season is mango season. Almost all residents whose front or back yard, have mango trees. Every day they eat mangoes. If it is full to eat alone, then there is something they sell also in the market.

In the morning it was a bit of an uproar when Mpo Rohani, who had a sweet fragrant mango tree at home. Seeing there was a ladder and a small child who was taking mango in the front yard of his house. He shouted loudly, “Down luu. I'll tell you later with your father. Small, still early in the morning already mango!”

However, this boy named Ikhlas. Then not directly down, he turned his head on it and said, “Pak down, sir. We've been caught.”

WRONG PINCH

On a clear Sunday. As usual, after a week spent in the office. Work, go home early in the morning. Go home early in the morning. This weekend Mr. Tono the SOE employee. Relax on the porch of his house while reading the newspaper.

Not to forget, he asked Miss Lastri. His wife is much younger than him. To make bitter black coffee, as a friend read his newspaper this morning. If there is, also provide fried bananas or boiled cassava. The pleasure must have been many times over.

Before sitting down, read the newspaper while drinking coffee. Mr. Tono did a muscle stretch first while breathing the fresh morning air. In the middle of muscle stretching exercises.

Suddenly someone pinched his ass. He gasped in shock and said high, “Ehh, brazen you, Pul. Why pinch my ass. You are gay!?”

Syaipul the barber was more surprised than Mr. Tono, and said, “Sorry sir, I am not a faggot. But usually tuhh, who is sitting in the chair over here is Mother Lastri.”

The next day, Mr. Tono did a test on his son.

QUIT SMOKING

Badha sits at the edge of the futsal court. Just looking over here and there looking at his friend who plays futsal. While he, just sit while smoking and hold the color. This is the second cigarette he smoked.

Play the futsal for five minutes. The rest is mostly relaxing and smoking. Suddenly Juna came near him. Reprimandingnya who from earlier crowed continuously, turn told to play. Alesannya. Juna whose father was a health practitioner tried to advise him.

“Badh, cigarettes that can cause cancer and heart disease loo,” said Juna.

“Ahh, cancer is the same heart usually only for rich people like you, Jun. People dagangs as I catch the most wind asem urate,” reply Badha.

“But no, smoking can also cause impotence, Badh,” continued Juna.

Hearing that Badha Langung stopped smoking. He shut it down and threw it in its place. Because he doesn't want his future ruined. Cannot have offspring and can not grow skidap pawpaw yeaw yeauu.

SIRAMIN GRAVES EVERY DAY

In a hospital, there is a middle-aged couple who are sad. The wife, convicted by a doctor if her age will not be long. Therefore, she called her husband and performed a testament to him after he died.

First will, he asked to be buried next to his mother's grave. The husband said as he said, “Okay dear I will do as your request.”

Her husband responded in surprise. I'm not saying he understands either. If it's someone else's land and can't be carelessly sold. Her husband felt that his wife's consciousness was beginning to disappear.

In her next will, she allowed her husband to remarry, after he died. On condition that his wife's grave has dried up. The husband is not a bitch. This means his wife is still one hundred percent conscious, as she still thinks of him. He also said steady,” Baik Buu, if it is indeed a will from Mother.

“Then my last will to you ..” his wife said softly.

The husband is ready to listen and carry out the will of his wife.

“Please you siramin my grave every day,” said the wife.

The husband suddenly fainted and went into a coma for three days.

BUY CHICKEN NOODLES

“This jerk is a chicken noodle maker!” fatih.

His friends who are there keget and curious. Why nihh the Fatih suddenly rampaged with his chicken noodles. Because they buy the chicken noodles together and in the same place, the difference is only if the Fatih owes.

“Lu why, Fat?” ask Badha.

“Gue lied to the same chicken noodle maker!” fatih.

“Dibohongin how?” ask Jacky.

Fatih showed me her chicken noodle parcel. While saying out loud, “Nihh, try you at see. He said chicken noodles, but where's the chicken!?”

His friends did not side with Fatih. They simply pulled over the eel while sighing deeply.

“Lu if bego humane dong, Fat,” said Badha.

“Loo wrong me where!?” fatih protests.

“Yaa try your hand at buying mouse glue. There's no mouse?” ask Jacky.

After being talked about so Fatih immediately shut up and ate his chicken noodles greedily like a doormat.

I WANT TO BUY SATE

In a food store. Fatih went back and forth looking for the food she wanted to eat tonight. Arrive in a crowded store. He asked the shop owner who was old enough.

“Pak no meatballs?” ask Fatih.

The shop owner nodded at the sign. Then the Fatih did not buy, but instead asked again, “Pak no tekwan?”

“There, deck,” replied the shopkeeper while busy serving orders.

“Ohh, if siomay. Is Pak?” ask Fatih again.

The shop owner nodded his head again, saying yes. But with a face that starts to get irritated. Then, the Fatih also did not buy. In fact ask again to the owner of the store, “Kalo chicken noodles there, sir?”

The shop owner was upset. “There, deek. Want to buy what? here there is selling meatballs, tekwan, siomay, chicken noodles. On the front banner there will also be written menus that are sold. What would you buy?”

“I want to buy satay, Sir,” replied Fatih.

The owner of the shop can only nepok jidat while saying, “basis kuya child.”